Rub My Soul Patch

Rub my soul patch when you are down

It’ll ease your dismal frown

Rub my soul patch

Rub my soul patch when you are down

It’ll ease your dismal frown

If you’re new into town and you wanna clown around

When you feel like saying shucks

Completely out of luck

If you can’t pay your bills

Life is short on thrills

Rub my soul patch

Now a lot of people say that a beard is the way

But the hair on my cheeks cause me to freak

Rub my soul patch

If you gotta tattoo no longer working for you

And the skin has grown back on your piercings too

And the skin has grown back on your piercings too

You know what you gotta do

Rub my soul patch

Rub my soul patch

Rub my soul patch

When all your friends don’t come through

And the sky is a hardly a hardly blue

If you need a change of pace

Come over to my face

Rub my soul patch

Now a lot of people say moustache is all the rage

Hair above my lip makes me really trip

Rub my soul patch

Now a lotta people say goatee is OK

That’s not something that I could put into play

Rub my soul patch