Everybody’s runnin ‘round mad as a cow
Everybody’s runnin ‘round mad as a cow
Go ahead cook another burger anyhow
Sure it pains you in the end
But be patient little friend
There’s a greasy spoon around the bend
You’ll be eaten ribs in less than ten
OH! Everybody’s runnin ‘round mad as a cow
Go ahead cook another burger anyhow
Put another sausage in the pan
While you’re at it add a little ham
Sure to wash that e coli off your hands
Later on will eat a can of spam
OH! Everybody’s runnin ‘round mad as a cow
Go ahead cook another burger anyhow
Steaks are great at mid-day
Like to eat them watch the children play
Cholesterol and fat I got a lot
Not to worry chickens’ in the pot
OH! Everybody’s runnin ‘round mad as a cow
Go ahead cook another burger anyhow